Tuwing lumalabas ako ng kwarto ko, di ko mapigilan tumingin dito sa sala. Bukod sa ito yung unang makikita paglabas, may iba pa kasi akong nakikita. May babaeng nakaupo palagi, may araw man o wala. Kaya nakatitig ako diyan minsan paglabas, inaantay na makita ko siya ulit. Hindi naman siguro yung bear yung inaakala kong babae kasi hindi naman seksi yang bear na yan. Pero siguro yung bear nga, magkasing kulay sila nung babae.

Nung bata ako, 8yrs old yata ako nun tapos nakaupo ako sa sofa, nanunuod ako ng TV habang umiinom ng tubig. Naramdaman kong makati yung binti ko, pero di ko pinansin. Kaso hindi parin talaga nawawala kaya nung tinignan ko, may ipis na palang gumagapang sa binti ko. Gulat ako, natakot ako kasi takot talaga ko sa ipis. Tumalon ako tapos nahulog yung ipis sa binti ko tas tsaka ko hinagis sa kanya yung baso kong may laman pang tubig. Nagswimming siya sa tubig at buti nalang plastic yung baso ko kaya hindi nabasag.

10yrs later, naulit nanaman (kanina lang). Nakaupo ako sa kama, katext ko girlfriend ko nang naramdaman kong makati yung binti ko. Naisip ko, kakatapos ko lang maligo tas nangangati na ko agad. Biglang nagflashback yung nangyari sakin nung 8yrs old palang ako. Kaya tinignan ko agad yung binti ko. Tas ayun nga! Kamag-anak siguro nung lecheng ipis na dumapo sakin dati. Andito siya para maghiganti! Napatayo ako sa kama, pero hindi ko na hinagis yung hawak ko. Ayoko masiraan ng cellphone. Napindot ko lang yung send ng hindi dapat. “Ano yan?! Putangina!” Ipis, malamang. Pero ewan ko kung bat yan sinigaw ko. Natatawa ko sa sarili ko kasi para akong bakla kanina, pero nagulantang lang talaga ko :( hahaha! Lintek na ipis yan!

A very short lesson in Psychology:

strawberrytelle:

• When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
• When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
• When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
• When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
• When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
• When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
• When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you

(Source: shyieesolove)

10 Strange Phenomena of the Mind

queserasarai:

1. Deja vu

Deja vu is an experience of having seen or experienced a new situation previously. It feels like if the event has already happened before. The experience is usually accompanied by a strong sense of familiarity and a sense of paradox or bizarre. The “previous” experience is usually attributed to a dream, but sometimes there is a constant feeling that it really has happened in the past.

2. Deja Vecu

Deja vecu is what most people experience when they think they are having a deja vu. Deja vu is when one has a feeling that he has seen something before, whereas deja vecu is an experience of having seen an event before, but with great detail as to recognize the smells and sounds. This also is usually accompanied by a very strong sense of knowledge about what will happen next.

3. Deja senti

Deja senti is a phenomenon of having already felt something. The phrase “I have felt it before” perfectly captures deja senti. It is only a mental phenomenon and seldom remains in our memory later. Many epileptic patients often experience deja senti.

4. Deja Visite

Deja visite is a less common experience and includes an unexplained knowledge of a new place. For example, you may know the location around you (a new city or a landscape) although you have never been there before.

5. Jamais Vu

Jamais Vu describes a familiar situation that we do not recognize. It is often considered to be the opposite phenomenon of deja vu. The observer does not recognize the situation although it is known that he has experienced it before.

6. Presque Vu

Presque Vu is very similar to the feeling in the “tip of the tongue”. When someone is ready to say something but his brain gets stuck and a word does not come out.

7. L’esprit de l’escalier

L’esprit de l’escalier is when a smart thought comes to you when it is too late.

8. Capgras Delusion

Capgras Delusion is a phenomenon when a person believes that a close friend or a family member has been replaced with an identically looking one. This illusion is often met in people with schizophrenia.

9. Fregoli Delusion

Fregoli Delusion is a rare brain phenomenon which makes a person believe that different people are the same person in various disguises.

10. Prosopagnosia

Prosopagnosia is a phenomenon in which a person is unable to recognize faces of people or objects he knows. People who have this disorder are usually able to use the other senses to identify individuals, such as the person’s perfume, the sound of his voice or his hairstyle.

Yung kapag madaling araw na tapos natutulog na yung mga kasama mo sa bahay, bigla kang lalabas ng bahay ng dahan-dahan. Nag-iingat na hindi ka gagawa ng kahit anong ingay kasi baka mahuli ka ng mga magulang mo. Tapos makikipagkita ka lang sa kanya, para wala lang. Maggagala kayo, palakad lakad lang sa tahimik na kalsada, kakain sa kahit saang pwedeng kainan na 24hrs naman bukas. Kwentuhan, iba-ibang trip.

Someday, magagawa din namin yun.

Basta ba’t may libreng pagkain, pupunta ako.

beben-eleben:

OMG HAHAHAHA
(watch the vid here)

(Source: thetvscreen)